Out of the Mouths of Cub Scouts

Glen and Matty came home from a Cub Scout pack meeting the other night with a couple of funny stories. The first was that Glen was the designated guy to get in the Wolf suit (like a college mascot) and go around passing out materials for the pine wood derby. Amusing, yes. More amusing was that he didn't Matty that he was going to disappear for a while. A friend from church whose son is also in the pack came up to him and asked, "Hey, where's your dad?" Matty's answer? "He went to the store to buy some wine." It wasn't until the wolf disappeared and Glen reappeared that Matty made the connection.